An ode to a great….marker
Name: Red Expo Dry Erase Marker
DOB: Spring 2011
Cause of death: Red’s owner worked him too hard. Red expired before it was really his time.
For those of you who never were lucky enough to be in the presence of Red…he was re-marker-able. He worked tirelessly in my insurance agency, daily marking successes associated with us. It was a shock and all of us (Josh, Green, Orange, Black, and Purple) will deeply miss him. He was the loudest in the office (he and Purple shared screaming back and forth with their banter consistently) but he was also the one marker in the set that worked from dusk till dawn.
I remember when I first got him. He was part of a set, yet from the very first moment I took him out of the package…he shined…quickly rising to the top of his class.
Red is survived by his brothers Red and his sisters Purple and Pink.